The "God Particle" found!

I link this story below and I have to admit this is one of the more humorous things I've read in a LONG time. God Particle found

So, we bright humans have now found the particle that holds the universe together.  Isn't that swell?
I have to say, I, being a fairly intelligent (I know, debatable) human being, found the "God Particle" years and years ago!  
It's in Genesis 1:1-3, John 1:1-3 and Hebrews 1:1-4.
Oh, yes that's in the Bible.
So while "scientists" now search for what in the world holds the "God Particle" together, I think I'll just trust the one who holds everything in His hand!