Thursday, August 2, 2007

Looking for the Perfect Swing




Man I am in a serious golf slump right now. I can't drive, can't hit my irons, can't chip, putt, nothin!
So, here are some pics of my swing. What do you see?
HELP!!
I have to fix this before the Club Championship next month.
Ok, so if you are not into golf then comment on my attire, the trees, the air whatever.
Good day.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your butt sticks out too far. -Kristi

Anonymous said...

I am so laughing at the first comment that I can't comment myself.

mick b; the Anti-Bill said...

There may be a couple of reasons for your less-than-complete follow through:

a. thinking about Tiger Woods' $11 million dollars

b. wondering how your game would improve if Michael O'Keefe was your caddy.

c. wearing thong underwear impedes proper mobility

d. all of the above

ps: I disagree w/ Kristi. I think your buttocks look "sublime."

Anonymous said...

still laughing

Bill's Waste of Air said...

LOL!! Kristi, quit looking at my butt, I catch you doing it all the time, I can't help it if charles ain't got the same back bootie as bill.
Anonymous, put down your name!!
Mick, welcome, I will be looking forward to your running "teacher" commentaries this year.
And how the heck did you know I was wearing a thong? Are my panty lines showing?

Paul said...

Move all the change from your left pocket, to your right pocket.

Paul

Jennyth said...

this conversation is NOT happening...

Tammy Bowers said...

I agree with Kristi!

Bill's Waste of Air said...

sheesh you guys, I post about prayer, no takers, no comments, I post about my rear end and golf and we are off and running!!!
hmmmm.........

mick b; the Anti-Bill said...

Would you prefer that we pray for your rear end?

Anonymous said...

My advice? Stick to Wii.

Tammy said...

Mick, you crack me up!

Bill's Waste of Air said...

Yes pray that it quits tempting Kristi!

Jennyth said...

Mick..

As always,

you just make me laugh.

mick b; the Anti-Bill said...

I'm glad that I could make you laugh (Tammy and JennyTH). However, please note that all anatomical references in this thread began with.................???

Bawb said...

I think its youre takaway.

Anonymous said...

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT YOUR PROBLEM. . . . .TAKE NOTE!!! You need a golf ball. No wonder you can't hit the ball - YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!! Look at the photo in the middle. Do you see a ball? Can't hit what you can't see, they say!

Bill's Waste of Air said...

Ah ha!! That is it!! I needed the ball! DAng me!
Ok, anonymous, you must out yourself for you are the first and only person who noticed that.
Yes, those were posed shots.
I don't usually look that good when I swing, someday maybe I will put up REAL shots of my swing.

EF Team said...

well all i can say is that once you hit one shot clearly... you will be hooked. lol. im just showing some support for your blog. i started one a couple weeks ago as well. when you get a chance, check out my new social community: www.MyBlazePage.com

good luck on the teaching job!