Friday, December 12, 2008

This Weather Report Brought to You By: Al Gore and Global Warming!

I am sure by now you have seen the 3 inches of snow in New Orleans yesterday.
So, Al, baby, please tell us what part of global warming caused this?
Um, I know you and your moron followers will have some reason, like the icecaps are melting and all that warm air is going into the atmosphere and then it went over a Canadian cold front which froze it and then a huge north wind blew it all the way down to Newawlins and it for some crazy scientifically explainable reason decided to drop right thar on Newawlins in the form of SNOW!
Al, go back to your 200,000 square foot mansion in Tennessee and write bad books ok? If you promise to do that, I will promise not to.........well, I promise not to listen to you ever again!


9 comments:

mick b said...

When you grow a beard and gain 20lbs., what you have to say carries more weight (pun intended). Unfortunately, when you espouse a theory that cannot be scientifically replicated, it's just a theory! It's like the M*A*S*H episode were Winchester and Pierce started a rumour that Marilyn Monroe would be stopping by. If enough people are saying it, eventually it will become fact. Too bad we can't get everyone quoting Scripture!!!

The Blunt Matt said...

Much like Al Gore, I am not a research scientist and I don't know many people who are qualified to speak on this subject. I haven't fully accepted that the threat is real, but I do know that glaciers and and snow packs are melting faster than we've ever recorded. What that means, I don't know...

But, I do know that the "warming" aspect seems to be a misnomer since it means that weather patterns are supposed to change and be somewhat opposite of what they are now--hence the snow in New Orleans.

I find it more interesting that my own friends say the same thing about the lack of credibility regarding global warming but will accept religion without any questions whatsoever...

Anonymous said...

Matt- The weather is controlled by God and so is everything else my friend. Your friends that you think have excepted religion have probably done so because they have experinced Christ at work in their life. There is more to it than you think.

The Blunt Matt said...

Anonymous illustrates my point perfectly...

Anonymous said...

The very breath you are taking right this second is from the Maker Himself. The vision you are seeing is because God alows you to keep breathing. It is a gift from Him. One day you will be thanking him whether you like it now or not. You may not know what I am talking about, but every knee shall bow and every tounge will confess that He is God. by the way friend- Merry Christmas!

Bill's Waste of Air said...

Anonymous: please come forward, don't stay hidden, come out of the closet!
haha
So are you talkin to me?

amy said...

Oh sorry! my bad. I thought I put my name.

Amy

The Blunt Matt said...

It's the age-old arguement. There is no "proof" that there is a God. I absolutely believe there is a God but cannot prove it through science. It is a belief through your faith. All I am saying is that there is no scientific proof that God exists either. Again, just because you say he does exist, does not make it so....

Amy said...

Matt, I am not asking you or telling you to belive just because I do. Matt I want you to experience God for yourself. I would like you to ask God to reveal Himself to you so you can experience Him. Then you will know for yourself.